We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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