she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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