So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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