Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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