My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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