oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
All I want is dick and wine.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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