I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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