great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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