Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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