she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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