I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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