we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he wants to bone in the snuggie
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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