i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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