Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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