so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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