all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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