Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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