Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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