Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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