Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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