porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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