the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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