You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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