absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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