ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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