it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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