Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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