oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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