Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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