god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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