omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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