I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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