why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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