Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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