Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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