see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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