Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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