if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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