She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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