he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
MIDGETS
????
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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