Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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