Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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