What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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