He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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