every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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