between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just pee around me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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