And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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