I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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