If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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