: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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