OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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