Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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