Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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