i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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